By Elemiriel and Estellea

Long (Gay) Big Punch Up (With Big Swords)

Just read the red :)

Isildurs diary:

Heard theres gonna be a right big punch up at 11am in Mordor next week. May attend. Might be fun, have been wanting to call Sauron a slag all year. Daddy caught me practicing to the mirror, and boxed my ears and told me this was a serious punch up, not a playground fight. Pesh. He just wants to be a hero.

Elendils diary:

Caught Isildur tryin to move in on my act.  Boxed his ears. Cant wait until the big wrestling match next week-might even turn it into baseball-we Kings can hit a home run anyday-worried that Sauron might surpass me their though......Ill stick to wrestling.

Saurons diary:

Word of wrestling/punch up getting round middle earth. Good job, might get some decent guys in stretchy lycra stuff - ahem. Puny mortals and immortals. Will kick some ass with lovely new ring. Shall blind all opposition with blinding gold band! Hahaa.

Elronds diary:

Figured how I might make a name for myself and grab a lady's attention....had my eye on Celebrían lately......ahem......well theres gonna be a  big punch up in Mordor and if I can get a decent number of orcs knocked out I should get a few medals and my name inscribed on a few important stone things...Celebrían here I come...

Gil-Galads diary:

Stayed round Elronds yesterday. So nice to have such a nice friend.... nice friend... was feeling v lonely with Cirdan. Ahem. Elrond says he going to punch up next week in hope to grab Celebríans eye. My arse. He needs to grab no woman-elfs attention, he has all he needs in me. Ahem. Will go to punch up. Might impress Elrond. Will have to sharpen age old antique spear.

Cirdans diary:

Feeling third wheelish.... Gil-Galad moving in on Elrond-I guess Im not good enough for him anymore.  Haha!  Heard Elrond likes Celebrían that'll stop Gil-Galad in his tracks!  But then again I tried getting her earlier, but got pushed away by her sister-damn her, need to give sister some kind of distraction -aha! She must be the same age as Thranduils brat Ill give them a party that parents can attend so Elrond can get to Celebrían with no interference.

Thranduils diary:

Am thinking of going to punch up at Mordor next week. Everyone is going. Elrond, Isildur, Elendil, all the big names. Cirdan suggested a party for Legolas and some people from Lothlórien.  Itll have to wait. Legolas is only young, and I'm taking him to punch up anyway, might toughen him up for later life. Have seen Elrond sniffing round Celebrían lately. Watch out Lórien.

Elemiriels diary:

Being little sucks-heard of big punch up going on and I asked mother and father if I could go along-did not get a good result 'no your far to young-your time will come'.  Not fair-pout coming along. No party either I was gonna get to meet some people my own age too- elfy girl wails coming on.

Estellëas diary:

Big punch up next week. Will go. Have to go with damn Elronds party though. Elrond, Cirdan, Elendil, Gil-Galad.  Hmph. Anyway, saw young friend in Lothlórien.  Can foresee future wedding for her and the small elf lad in Thranduils place. Anyway, no way am I being the Rivendell flagbearer.   

Elronds diary:

Had a quick stop off at Lothlórien on the way to punch up. Had a small sesh with Celebrían when her small aggressive sister ran in and begged me to take her with us to the war-I merely laughed despite worrying looks from Celebrían- am now suffering massive pains in groin, but the nice old chappy Gil-Galad offered to massage bruised parts-such a nice bloke.

Gil-Galads diary:

Am Rivendells flagbearer, sho proud!!!! Anyway, on stop at Lothlórien, Elrond suffered a rather nasty injury to groin due to young brat. Offered to massage it better, Elrond smiled and said "Thanks Gilly, where would I be without you" Anyway, was disgusted to find that the same Lórien brat was rolled up and asleep in flag. The cheek!! Will show the young bugger to respect Elrond and Rivendell.

Elemiriels diary:

My plan to get to punch up rolled in flag didnt work-its not my fault the elven King found me....  Found a elf lad about my age from Mirkwood we were having a great time playing tag etc when he had to go off to the punch up-why cant I go with him its not everyday I meet someone my age.

Estellëas diary:

Am having so much fun with Rivendell party. Not. Am at back, and the only view I have is Gil-Galads arse. Gee. Anyhoo, stopped off at Lórien, where met up with Thranduils guys. Friend and young chappy (called Legolas) met up. Was sweet. Wondering how to smuggle friend to punch up. Hm. Where have Gil-Galad and Elrond got to?? 

Gil-Galads diary:

Ha! Got rid of little aggressive daughter of Galadriel and Celeborn! However, they got a bit narked when  she went home crying....Estellëa so moody sometimes; whats wrong with my arse may I ask???

Elronds diary:

Am hoping I left good impression on Celebrían back at Lórien. Gil-Galad is very good friend, saying Ill find true love any time soon. Hes so nice to me. He even gave me a back rub and massage today! Although, he was asking me about his arse.  Told him it looked fine. Not long till punch up. But, found sword has been vandalised, its all bent!!! Whats that supposed to signify, I ask?

Cirdans diary:

Almost punched Elrond today-Gilly gave him massage AND back rub....bent his sword and dirtied Gillys spear. Ha! Estellëa has smuggled her little friend from Lothlórien-will maybe ask if the little elfy will nicely give mister meanie Elrond another big punchey in groin..........

Thranduils diary:

Marching to punchup with Rivendell chums. My little Leggie found a little friend in a young elf from Lórien. Will let him go round hers to play after the punch up. Found Gil-Galad going mad at Cirdan for dirtying his spear. Yelling how it couldnt be a snow point when covered in brown mud. Hehee. Couldnt contain self and started laughing. Gilly gave me dirty look. Might be a punch up earlier then we think.

Legolas' diary:

Am very happy-have found a friend to pal around with and Im not going to punch up anymore as dad says something about dirty male stuff going on and its not suitable for my young princey ears-not that upset because Im going to stay round Ele's -we're fed up of Cirdan treating us like babies. Yeh, ok we are only in our 30s but thats no reason to talk baby to us. 

Galadriels diary:

Went to wake Elemiriel up, and she was gone!! Was not happy. Bet she got smuggled to punch up.... Will have to lock her up in flet when I get my hands on her.... Anyway, her little friend Legolas came round for her, saying he didnt want to go to punch up and wanted to play. He started crying when I told him she was on her way to punch up.  Before I could say anymore, he ran off.

Gil-Galads diary:

Gave Cirdan the cold shoulder all day and kept throwing Thranduil dirty looks-gave Estellëa snow point to clean-she threw it at me and went a bit mad-decided to steer clear of her for a while she is more powerful than me to tell the truth. 

Cirdans Diary:

Gil-Galad giving me the cold shoulder. Peh more fool him, I stole one of the naked pictures of Elrond I found back at Lórien near Celebríans Flet. Hahaa. Anyway, night before punch-up and theres rumour of a party. But, bet Gil-Galad will do something to wreck it if there is any party, must try to get him drunk.

Estellëas diary:

Thinking it was a bad idea joining this punch up party from Rivendell-am going to walk with the Mirkwood party. Much better! Theres less male elf rudeness. *bliss* might think about going to party before punch up night to have a laugh-the results of a drunk Elrond, Cirdan and Gil-Galad could be interesting

Elrond's Diary:

Hope Celebrían is looking at my portfolio pictures with longing back at Lórien. Hehe. Anyway, Gil-Galad seems a bit stand-offish wonder whats got him in a mood. Anyway, hope tonights party will cheer him up. But I refuse to get drunk, the Lórien brew is nice, but a bit to heavy if u ask me.

Isildurs diary:

Very bored.. we should have brought some women along-its alright for those gay nancy elves that dads friends with but I mean for us men.......big party before the punch up! Im allowed to go with dad-I cant wait!! Its my first rave!! *does night fever dance infront of portable mirror* Sarumans lessons are so good! I will be King of the dance floor.

Elendil's Diary:

Not long till party. I just want to get to the punch-up. Think party is just an excuse for the nancy elves to ponce around and get drunk. Will not get drunk. Will not make fool out of self. Sharpened Narsil, and threatened to behead nearby bush for practice. Will be a hero. Will take down so many orcs and will show Sauron what we men are all about!

Celebríans diary:

Found some interesting pictures of Elrond today *wow* the only thing is someone had graffitied on them adding unflattering er parts and rude symbols. Was not pleased stormed of in a sulk to flet and almost smashed mothers mirror.

Estellëas Diary:

Party time. Woo. Hmm. Methinks Cirdan a bit drunk, he keeps making passes at me and I'm getting a bit offended and scared. I think I'll stay out of his way. Gil-Galad looks v grumpy and is sitting in corner cleaning Aiglos (his antique spear) and eyeing Elrond every now and then. And Elrond, god knows what hes doing, hes attempting to dance. Think he's drunk as well. But am

impressed with Isildurs dancing though.

Cirdans diary:

Wwoooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! H'uppaa! Love the booze baby!! Groovy! Party lights sho pretty.....am feeling strange affection for Estellëa - maybe Im not destined to love Gil-Galad or be a gay nancy elf! Yes thats it! Im not!!! Brace your self Estellëa, Im coming in!

Gil-Galads diary:

Hmph. Elrond drunk. making right idiot of himself. *rubs aiglos* Yet, he looks so charismatic.... Cirdan seems to be trying to get it together with Estellëa. Haahaa. Dunno who I feel the most sorry for. *Rubs aiglos some more* damn thing wont come clean. Stupid party. Will have to give Elrond spanking for making such an idiot of himself. Yup. spanking sounds good.

Elronds diary:

Gettin chummy with Isildur -hes been teaching me to dance- couldnt do it that well though because Im rather tipsy after all the drink. He such a good dancer. Cirdan is going down the straight road Im thinking...hes trying it on with Estellëa-its not working very well though she  seems to be hiding in bushes so he cant see her-might tell him where she is to see the fireworks. Uh-oh Gillys coming this way with aiglos- I think Im in for a spanking.

Thranduils Diary:

Was having a nice nap until I could hear Elrond making some kind of noise and lots of laughter.  Was ready to stomp over and tell people off for interrupting my pre-punch up sleep. Went and investigated and tripped over Estellëa hiding in bush. Scowled, and proceeded to see Gil-Galad running after Elrond (who was squealing or shouting, I cant tell which) with his still dirty spear. Oh dear, Im going back to bed.

Elendils diary:

Had it up to here with nancy poofy gay male elves. I just wanna get to the fight man!! Let me at 'em its herodom for me! *strikes noble and deadly pose* try your scurvy luck foebeasts none can stand against the great Elendil! HA!

Elemiriels Diary:

Was curled up in a bush trying to get to sleep. Big mistake. Leggies dad came over and told me to run away and close my eyes. Doesnt sound too bad - most of the male elves are drunk and are scaring me very badly - methinks I'm scarred for life. While was running, saw the old man Elendil whatever his name is trying to be fierce. Heard him shouting to himself. Dont know whether to be scared or to laugh. Help!

Legolas' diary:

Been told by dad to run away with Ele and look after her-he says the gayness of the Rivendell party is not good for either of us. Have just managed to catch her up. We had a laugh at the old King man person talKing to bushes then he heard us so we scarpered. I feel so strong and brave protecting Ele in this dangerous land. I really think she appreciates it.

Estellëas Diary:

Was discovered hiding in bush by Cirdan. Agh!!! Seems Mr Elrond Telltale told him where I was... wait till hes sober.... . Can't plan revenge, however, as Cirdan is attempting to molester me. He hasnt been successful..... - yet HELP!

Cirdans diary:

I just can't understand why Estellëa doesn't like me......  am doing all the right things etc but nope she still trying to hide-I think Im going to get her drunk mwahahaha then she shall do as I want. Thats the master plan.  Saw very cute thing earlier today- Elemiriel and Legolas have been told to go back by Thranduil because us Rivendell party are apparently too gay. Grrr. Well anyway, I came across them and little Legolas was standing with his little bow protecting the sleeping Elemiriel-was very moved. Does this mean I am gay?

Elronds Diary:

Aww party nearly over. Am v drunk methinks. HA told Cirdan where Estellëa was hiding. Hopefully there might be some sort of action going on - need a laugh!! *wobbles a bit* *swigs more Lórien booze* Ahhhhhh wheres Gilly gone with his lovely spear.... ooo gillllllyy gilly-o. Am starting to wonder why I liked blonde woman elf in Lórien in the first place - got all I need with gilly and his spear! Heheeeee.

Estellëas diary:

Feel very drunk-hang on I didnt drink anything except my water *sniffs water* o dear its been spiked by someone.....why has Cirdan got his arm around me wooaah vision slide....o god someone help me please. Woah that booze was strong feel very drowsy *black out*

Elemiriels diary:

Woke up and realised Leggie had gone off somewhere. Grr. Will be going home after the party. Was looKing for Leggie when saw Cirdan laughing and putting some Lórien drink into Estellëas water. Oh dear. Found Leggie, and we agreed to spy on Estellëa  to make sure she was safe. Watched for a while as Cirdan got a bit cosy and then I realised a bit too cosy. Ran in, with Leggie in tow and got Cirdan away from Estellëa hopefully long enough for her to come round. Leggie ran off in search for

Thranduil, or the old scary man.

Thranduils diary:

Was just settling down for my snooze when a worried Legolas woke me up-I had a go at him because he should be well away from here and all this gayness by now with Elemiriel but then he told me Cirdan's antics-was not happy he should leave Estellëa alone-shes been through alot she doesn't need to add him molesting her to the list. Followed Legolas to where they had last seen Cirdan and then told Legolas and Elemiriel to say goodbye to Estellëa and get going because they were both in danger of being molested-life gets better everyday-off to kick Cirdan or do something awful to him.

Cirdan's Diary:

HA!!! She drunk it!! Hahaaa.. easier than I thought... am wondering why I ever thought I'd be satisfied with Gil-Galad (who is currently face down in a bush smiling) Estellëa seems v drowsy - was easy to approach. *swigs booze* getting sober, must get drunk *swigs some more* Ahhh .... was enjoying self and tried to take photo of self with Estellëa to show off to Gil-Galad when stupid little elf boy tugged me away and Thranduil came and then dragged me away.. THE CHEEK!!!! I WAS shoooooooo CLOSE! *bangs floor in desperation*

Elendils diary:

At last someone appreciates my fighting talent. Was asked by elven King bloke-no not the gay one..er..the one from the mirky wood place. Well anyway he asked me to help him do something awful to Cirdan. Have had a master brainwave. We are going to put fart spray all around Cirdans sleeping area so he will get laughed at by all the other elves and Im going to use all my stealth and

cunning to place itching powder in his knickers-so what if he has a magic ring.

Elronds Diary:

Uggh. Not long till morning and punch-up.  Got a fecking headache from all that booze - have no idea what I done last night.. I'm not going to dwell on it... Felt even worse when wandered near Cirdans area and an awful stench hit my nose. Almost retched. Honestly. I think sooner the punch-up, sooner we can all get home.

Elendils diary:

Haha! Plan worked all elves now laughing at the stupid elfy git. I rock. All geared up and ready to roll however I think every one will set off tomorrow because they are all so damn drunk. Hangovers everywhere. I know!! Another Elendil master plan *produces mega super dooper asprin* Taadaaa! A shot of this to all hangover sufferers and we'll be off-at last time to kick some butt!

Estellëas Diary:

Urrrrgh. I dunno what Cirdan put in that water yesterday, and I dont think I want to find out. Head hurts. Am not even going to look at Cirdan. Or Elrond. Or Gil-Galad the mud-spear wielder. Luckily, the ole bloke Elendil gave me an asprin. Thanked him, took it, and feel much better. Off to punch up we go. After punch up, I'm gonna plot revenge on Cirdan. And Elrond.  And possibly Gil-Galad.

Cirdans diary:

Man Ive been severely pranked. Fart gas all around my area and for some reason my lower areas itch madly-might get Estellëa to sort it for me-NO I dont think she can even stand the sight of me now. dammit I really like her-in time she may come round. I think shes pretty pissed off with Elrond too because he told me where she was hiding. Ah well-Ill stay out of her way...........for now..

Elendils diary:

About 3 hours till punch up. We are going at a good march and are nearing Mordor. At last. Can blind all of middle earth with my warrior-ness. Had to box Isildurs ears though, as hes starting to talk of a career in dancing. Dancing. DANCING? Peehh I dunno. DANCING? He shall be a seasoned warrior! Be the best there ever was! But he'll never be as good as me. Mwha!

Isildurs diary:

It's not fair! Why cant I do what I want to-if I were King I would have a whole stage show with dancers........dancers....no messy punch ups. I dont want to be like father and be a hero...all I need is dancing, me and Saruman should consider a joint business......nah Im gonna surpass him.

Estellëas Diary:

Am walking with Thranduil and the oldy folks Elendil and Isildur.  Am staying as far away as the "others" as I can. Cirdan still stinks from all that spray, and I swear he was trying to blow kisses at me. Anyway. Nearing Mordor. Yipee! Isildur seems at bit reserved, he says he wants to get home and dance. Elendil just rambling on about herodom and the manliness of the male mans victory dance. Yup, its just like any other day.

Gil-Galads diary:

Couldnt stop laughing at the fact that Cirdan got pranked. He hasnt stop itching his lower level areas all day-every time I look at him I crack up-its very hard to look an elven King when your giggling every five minutes *composes self and puts on regal pose* right thats better-punch up almost there...only a few miles to Mordor, I feel like Im past my sell-by-date and will be taken of the shelves soon if you know what I mean......

Cirdans Diary:

Hmph. *Crosses arms* Getting fed up with being laughed at. God damn it itches. Will ...... not.... scratch..... will not make idiot of self..... aggh!!! I've decided Gil-Galad is one annoying idiot nancy guy.  Elrond can have him. I've got someone else *blows kiss to Estellëa*

Elronds diary:

Very concerned about Elendil-I keep coming across him on my way to the portaloo talking to bushes and threatening to behead them and shouting vile curses at random tree's I think hes far to old for this hero job-ah well I suppose we should be glad we've got men-and doughty men at that.

Thranduils Diary:

Punch up due to start soon. Having a picnic lunch on the slopes of the mountains of shadow. Ugh. Got ash in my non-alcoholic Lórien drink. Have attempted to hide the real strong booze. Don't want a repeat of yesterday. At least Leggie and his friend arent here if anything does happen.

Saurons diary:

Hah! I can see the puny mortals and immortals camping on the slopes of my mountain-will send the first orc troops out in about an hour.....the punch up dawns......was randomly looking around middle earth when saw 2 young elves running away back to Lórien was tempted to send orcs to kill them for fun but then realised all orcs were training for punch up.

Elendils Diary:

Ah so close to punch-up! Am sure Sauron is spying on us. *narrows eyes* Yup, I think he is. He's marvelling at my power and trembles at the very thought of the mighty Elendil camping so close to his territory! Muah haha haa! *fingers the blade of narsil*  Ahh my sweet, you shall soon taste the sweet taste of victory...! None shall withstand the might of Elendil!!

Elemiriels diary:

Leggie and I are almost home but I was jolted awake by a sudden vision that a dark shadow was watching us. Got a bit panicked but then saw Leggie standing watch over me with his bow-I told him he could go to sleep and then I got my swords ready....no foe shall pass me and get to Leggie

Estellëas diary:

Munching on lembas.  The Lórien people say it's meant to make you hyper, but it's got no effect on me. *hmph* We're about ready to get going. Elrond was passing around miruvor when Elendil smacked it out of his hands and went a bit mad about the "magic elfy drink" which made strong warriors weak, and the noble foolish. I shudder to think what would happen to Elrond if miruvor really did have that effect. Elendil seems to be getting crazier with every step closer to the punch-up.

Elendils diary:

Getting suspicions that the rest of them think Im going up here *taps head* but they are sooo wrong-my brain is ready to burst from all the attack plans Ive thought up. The enemy will have no chance! Must stop elves drinking all that magical elfy crap because its dulling their brains-I thought elves were meant to be the all knowing-HA they couldnt hold a candle to me! *strikes fearsome pose* brace yourself Sauron Im coming in

Saurons Diary:

Been watching the little rabble of elf and man misfits climbing over the mountains of shadow. Am trying really hard not to laugh at the old mad man, Elendil. He's almost as pratty as that Ar-Pharazon bloke. Ha!!! Who is this man, thinking he can even scratch me? Hahaa. *smiles*  Right enough observing, I'm off for a prepunch-up bath.

Gil-Galads diary:

Elendils plans pretty good to be honest.........lots of special formations and pincer stuff. Very interesting and mind blowing-the first orcs appeared today but I let Elrond take care of them with his troop of archers-hes so brave and tough.......and hunky.........!..........Did I say that out loud?!?! Anyway here we come Sauron its time to die *tells all troops to move in*

Cirdans Diary:

Aha! Fighting at last!!! About time too. But, my sword hasn't touched anything yet..... all orcs seem to be fleeing me yammering in their language. *Sniffs self* Yup. I still reek. Great. And Gil-Galad doesn't help ogling at Elrond. I mean, Elrond's not that great. He almost got his ear hacked off then.  The moron.  I'm off to go see if I can find Estellëa.

Estellëas diary:

Cirdan was looking for me so I zipped a few arrows over his way and he thought they were from the orcs so he zipped off himself-at least he cant sneak up on me anymore...you can smell him a mile off!!!! Hahaah!! So many orcs killed already-I must say it's a surprise what Elendil can actually do with that sword of his... But, wait a minute hahaha! Hes got a lucky red scarf as he calls it-lucky my arse, nothing round here is lucky.

Isildurs diary:

Fighting. Blah. At least dad is enjoying himself. I'm trying to blind the orcs with my dancing skill - left my sword back on the mountains of shadow, it just gets in the way. Step-Step pirouette step step swivel jump dance!!! Am getting near mount doom, am starting to wonder if Saurons going to show himself, I mean, he's meant to be so scary and mighty, where is he? *Shakes head* *cough* coward *cough*

Saurons Diary:

Was disturbed from nice relaxing bath by a distressed orc-it seems that we are loosing the battle-Im deciding to make an appearance-am just off to get dressed.......yes a dark lord does have clothes you know....

Gil-Galads Diary:

Whoa punch up going a bit too quick for my liking. *dodges orc* Wheres damn Elrond got to I like to know hes behind me.... looking at me.... watching my every move.... er *cough* ahem.   Ahaa!!! Stupid orc!!! An orc just speared himself on aiglos the idiot. Haha. Whups. Mustn't get cocky... nearly got arm hacked off then.  Elrrrronnnnnnd where areeeeeeee yoooouuu?

Elronds diary:

Hanging out with Elendil, picking up some new moves-he's very good I suppose...  Haha! Gil-Galad just hasnt got the hang of this fighting lark -hes just swinging his spear around and shouting curses........Cirdan blowing kisses to Estellëa every time he kills an orc-if I were him I'd watch out she has got lots of arrows you know!!

Estellëas Diary:

Hmm. Time to give bow a rest. *Gets out sword* come on Cirdan, try your luck! Haha. Punch-up quite fun actually, and surprised at Elendils fighting talent.. but I think he's on his last legs if you know what I mean.... and then theres Isildur just dancing around, he better be careful, Sauron likes to think hes the best dancer there ever was (yup, even better than Morgoth..) talking of Sauron, here he comes now

Saurons diary:

I am mighty!!!! *Powerful pose and strides into battle* Hahaaa! Take that puny mortals *whacks out with club* Smack! Whack! Thwack!! Mwahahahaaa! Haha! Here comes Elendil *BANG* bye bye mr hero-whatever......there goes dancy boy to mourn over his father hahaa I think I'll squash him *prepares foot* ACK!! Dammit hes cut me hand off-dammit I've left the ring in the bathroom!! I can be destroyed!!!

PANIC STATIONS LITTLE ORCSES!

*gets destroyed; flees with spirit*

Isildurs Diary:

Was having sooooo much fun!! And then Sauron came at last, about time... anyway; stupid father just gawped at him for a while and got whacked over head with club thingy into nearby rock face. Agh!!!!! *heart broken* danced over to him, took his helmet off (where I found many aspirin pills) when I saw the best looking dancing shoe I have EVER seen in my life!!!!

Looked to see who owned it... looked up and up and up and up.... and grr dammit it was Sauron!! forgotten how tall he is. Anyway, picked up broken Narsil (actually made out of cardboard.... whod a thought it?!) and swiped madly.  Only got his fingers, damn. But wait, wheres he gone?? Looks like hes exploding?  Hahaa...!!!

Elendils diary:

Was getting lots of appreciation from all battlers and Elrond even asked for tips-can you believe it?!?! Was doing so well and my killed orc count was getting near 1000!! Then the man himself put in an appearance......dived in ready to gain my herodom and then *whack*

Bloody Sauron ........

Crappy helmet  ........

Damn lucky scarf

*dies*

Elronds diary:

Am in anguish. *Bottom lip trembles* I saw my Gilly coming towards me and ....... GILLLLYY!!!

*starts crying* he got hacked down by an orc ... his spear .... broken...... never..... spanking ... again. *full hearted sobs* *stumbles a bit* and down went Elendil, he was a bit too old anyway.. but I can't go on ... it's too much....  I need Celebrían 

Gil-Galads diary:

Was right-I was nearing my clearance date........poor old snowy point just wasnt up to  it........it broke and I was hacked down...however, I died in Elronds arms and I think he actually kissed me-on the forehead of course..........I swear I died with a smile on my face for lovely, charming, handsome Elrond, I gave him and Celebrían my blessings in my last breath and it nearly broke my heart but I know he is happy now..........*goodbye*

Cirdans Diary:

Hey I think I'm lost..... Wheres everyone gone?? Where am I? *looks at sign*  "Morannon. We hope you enjoyed your stay at Saurons pleasure!" Hm. Right. *Looks around* I can't hear any fighting, must be over. Ah well. I'm gonna get a head start home, and I'll start making some valentine presents for Estellëa for when she gets back. *slings pack of provisions over shoulder and starts walking away*

Isildurs diary:

Well there was one perk of dad dying-Im King now!! Woohooo! Elrond led me sobbing to Saurons bathroom and there we found the one ring-right where Sauron had left it so it wouldnt rust in the bath.......took it and realised it was the power behind Saurons dancing......with it I could become THE dancer. Elrond led me over to the toilet and bellowed down my ear to destroy it-I suspect he was just a bit worked up over Gil-Galads death-but no I kept it and now I am THE dance master of middle earth. 'Bite me Sauron'

Saurons Diary:

Hmph. Bodiless. Great. That'll teach me to leave my ring on the side of the bathtub.  Hmm its the *counts on non-existent fingers* about 3rd time this has happened. Am not happy. Every time this happens I get ever so slightly balder, I mean in my youth I had a fine crop of golden hair.... but.. ffgggrr.  I'm off to Dol Guldur for a few centuries. Bye.

Estellëas diary:

Have decided Isildur is a prick. He refuses to destroy the ring because it will make him a world class dancer........have been trying to comfort Elrond because his sobbing is getting on my nerves-I told him he'd have to make the troops stop for a month in LothLórien because they need to rest-I told him he could then pop the question to Celebrían-I feel so bad for what Im dropping her into..........ah well.

Thranduils Diary:

Wahay!! Elves rock! Sorry about that bit of extravagance, it's just its about time we defeated something. Ha Sauron! Anyway, Gil-Galad and Elendil are no more, Cirdan got lost (could only smell nice ashy smell, so he must of been far away) Elrond went a bit mad, Isildur found a bit of jewellery, and Estellëa, well you never know what shes thinking-but hey! Alls well that ends well!

Isildurs diary:

Was happily riding along a nice country path off to a dance club when I was suddenly attacked by a band of orcs-out to grab some moves I suppose-I simply put on the ring and danced so fast they couldn't see me, however I tripped over a rock and fell into a river where the ring slipped off and the orcs saw me and well I got shot *goodbye* daddy here I come.

Elronds Diary: